Name: Obsidian

He has a penis

Primary function: His penis

Alt mode: Penis

Weapons: Penis

Sexy-seeking penis (1 total, carries 1 at a time)

Machine gun (He has a penis)

Profile: Obsidian and his penis have resumed their duty to the dick Generals after certain events, but the council has never came. When the Quintessons attacked Cybertron, he guarded his penis and he fuck them. Having been inspired by an Autobot infiltration team sent in to retake Cybertron, he has decided to provide his penis and balls strategies to this group.

Weaknesses: His penis

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